Saturday, July 17, 2010

My Collin Says the Darndest Things....

This kid cracks me up! The things he says make me laugh....sometimes cry... sometimes want to kiss him to DEATH! lol But he is always sweet no matter what and is such a good, smart boy.
I wanted to start a list of all the funny things he says. Watch for updates!

"I love you, Mom" (When he's in trouble/doing something he isn't supposed to, or just to tell me but ALWAYS in a sweet way)

"What's that kid's name?"(ANYONE and EVERYONE, anywhere we go)

"When's (name)'s birthday? My birthday's in 'A-cember.' (December)

"I don't like meat." (Even though he eats it..??)

"Like....Um..."

"I want a baby girl so bad." (This is the newest thing he says since 'playing' with Melissa's new baby, Swayzee.)

I want (fill in the blank) SO BAD!"

"I am so excited right now..."

"HI KIDS!!!!!" (To kids ANYWHERE we go: park, mall, restaurant... as loud as he can and waving his arms to get their attention LOL)

"Hey. I'm talkin' you." Or "Talk to me." (To get our attention when we are in the middle of a conversation.)

"Let's go drive in the rain" (Whether it's raining or not. I LOVE this...)

"Mom, you wanna cuddle me?" Or "Let's cuddle in you bed." (Does it get any cuter??)

And my favorite:
"I saw this on TV".... Then I get a sloppy, wet lick (kiss) on my mouth and chin. Yes, it's disgustingly sweet. LOL

Me: "Collin. You can't say that. It's a bad word."
Collin: "I DO say that, mom. I'm A GUY!"
(OMG...Where do they learn these things?)

"Damnit I love you, mom/dad"

"40 seconds mom!" (Whenever I tell him I need him, to do something, or that we are going somewhere) LOL

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