The Line At The Chinese Buffet...

Okay, so I know a big ol' pregnant lady standing in line at the Chinese Buffet is a joke in itself, but here's the story:
I don't go to the Chinese Buffet to eat Chinese food per se.. I go to have a selection of food that is pretty decent for a good price. That's not the point of course, but just thought I would clear up that I am not white trash thinkin' the Chinese food at this place is real. No Asians even work there... Enough said. LOL
So, I am standing in line and there is a prego chick standing behind me. I jokingly say, "It's all for the baby, right?! hahaha."
We are standing at the part of the buffet with all the fried foods; Sweet and Sour Chicken, Egg Rolls, etc...
She is probably around my age, maybe a bit older. She says "How far along are you?"
"Just about 6 months. I am due the beginning of April."
"Damn! You're HUGE!"


EXCUUUUUSE ME?? Huge?! Really? Who the hell says that to a pregnant chick? Seriously??


Me: "Well, it's my second and I blew up faster this time..."
Her: "This is MY SEVENTH."


OMG.. Really? SEVEN kids? And you're HOW OLD? (I have more to say, but let's play nice now, Mal)


She proceeds to tell me she is due Feb 27th... blah blah blah. Oh, and let me not forget to mention that our bellies are about the same size. I am bigger now at 6 months than I was at 6 months with Collin, but not by much for goodness sake.
I head back to my table almost in tears (thanks to the hormones) and tell Clain what happened. Now, anyone that knows me will know that I don't take shit from anyone and NORMALLY I would have ripped that biotch's head off! But this pregnancy has me all outta whack ; ) LOL


I get home and it's STILL bugging me. Why did she get under my skin so? Then I realize that in reality, she is only 1 month ahead of me. If her baby is due at the very end of Feb and mine is coming the beginning of April, there is really only 1 month's difference.
That's my sob story. I was upset about this for days. So weird...


Oh well. I'm over it!
F her.. and her 7 kids. Muhahahaha!